"Bride and Gloom"
Piper : "9 o'clock and the dates over? How Disney of you"
Leo : "Maybe she can bring some of her fairy friends?"
Piper : "Mom"
Prue : "I don't think you can count mom"
Caterer : "You can if she's going to eat"
Prue : "Trust me, she won't eat"
Prue : "Why is Phoebe going to school without her books?"
Piper : "Why is Prue not answering Piper's question?"
Piper : "Leo, what did you find out?"
Leo : "Nothing!"
Phoebe : "Ok, now we're screwed"
Leo : "Piper?"
Piper : "I'm in here, somehow"
Leo : "Your sister is blinking!"
Piper : "Huh, I should care about that ... but I don't!"
Phoebe : "Think of the time we could save not chanting"
Phoebe : "I can't wreak havoc dressed like this"
Piper : "Smash him!"
Piper : "What are we supposed to do now?"
Phoebe : "Kill innocents?"
Piper : "Prue, hey, hi, you don't look so good"
Phoebe : "Nice dress though"
Phoebe : "Oh, yea, Leo - sorry we killed you!"
"Wrestling With Demons"
Prue : "Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?"
Piper : "You know, if I could freeze the two of you I would - often!"
Phoebe : "I hope this doesn't affect my virginity"
Piper : "If I die before my wedding, I am gonna be really mad at you two!"
Piper : "I hate this crappy freezing power"
Prue : "Alright, and people think this is entertainment?"
Prue : "I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later"
"Blinded By The White Lighter"
Leo : "You want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasures? That's fine!"
Leo : "Consulting with the elders is for your own protection"
Piper : "And siding with us is for yours"
Eames : "After ten years of chasing a dream, the dream starts chasing me!"
Eames : "Did I miss all the fun? No, wait I am the fun"
Piper : "Anything to get rid of her"
Phoebe : "You mean him"
Piper : "Nah, I mean her"
Phoebe : "I'm sorry, what?"
Piper : "She doesn't like our clothes"
Natalie : "You need outfits that are loose to move. That means no more braless, strapless, FEARless attire"
Prue : "Okay, then I have nothing to wear"
Natalie : "All right, let's pretend that i'm the enemy"
Prue : "Oh that is WAY too easy!"
Phoebe : "If we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?"
Piper : "Don't temp me"
Prue : "Something doesn't feel right, this was way too easy"
Phoebe : "Or even worse, anticlimatic"
Phoebe : "It worked"
Prue : "Yeah, nothing anticlimatic about that"
Eames : "What the hell are you doing up here?"
Phoebe : "Kicking your ass"
"We All Scream For Ice Cream"
Phoebe : "Prue, if you keep ignoring me my feelings just might actually implode"
Piper : "He's still staring at me"
Phoebe : "Who?"
Piper : "That guy at the end of the bar"
Phoebe : "Oh no. honey, that's not staring, that's called flirting"
Piper : "You say tomato"
Phoebe : "No, I say relaxo"
Prue : "No powers, No powers, No powers"
Phoebe : "I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised"
Prue : "Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy!"
Phoebe : "Why couldn't you get a boy-band song stuck in your head like everyone else?"
Phoebe : "We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys"
Leo : "Was that english?"
Piper : "Okay. So he's a demonic dog catcher and he uses ice cream as bait? Great news for the lactose intolerste demon."
Piper : "Great I'm going to go to my 10 year high school reunion to win most likely to scare people away at the door"
Leo : "So, this is like a costume party?"
Piper : "I'm this superpowerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter, saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are gonna see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend"
Posessed Man : "I've never been a man before, walking should be interesting"
Piper : "I know where the dumpster is and everything"
Piper : "Leo, when you find out that your boyfriend is a demon and then you have to vanquish him, a little alone time is in order"
Piper : "If you get out of my body now, I might not have to vanquish your sorry ass"
Prue : "Right. I got an F, but dude, you got an F-"
Prue : "She's posessed, Piper is posessed!"
Prue : "Get the hell out of my sister!"
Phoebe : "Nice"
Prue : "Why Mr Harper, I do believe that you are blushing"
Phoebe : "Show's over people, just talk amongst yourselves"
More To Come